Friday, August 15, 2008
12:39 AM This is a noise complaint.
10:11 AM This is a report of a careless driver.
10:39 AM A woman calls to report a vicious attack upon her person. She stated that she was bitten by an animal and needed an ambulance. She said that she was bleeding profusely and it may have hit a vein or an artery or something. The animal that bit her? Her cat.
1:17 PM An officer request assistance at the scene of a vehicle accident. The driver is resisting arrest. The officer makes the arrest and ends up having also to deal with a Pit bull.
3:45 PM A man calls to report property damage.
3:54 PM A person calls to report a missing calf. It is black and weighs about eight hundred pounds. (Well, it could be hiding just about anywhere.)
7:43 PM An ambulance is needed for a person who is having a diabetic seizure.
8:24 PM A person calls to report a vehicle which has two young children hanging out the windows.
8:33 PM An ambulance is needed for a woman who has fallen off of a ladder.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
1:30 AM This is a noise complaint.
9:09 AM A person calls to report four or five cows out on 312th Street.
9:20 AM A man calls to report that his car was damaged overnight.
11:17 AM A person calls to report animal abuse. She says that there are three dogs in a pin without food or water.
1:09 PM A person calls to report a man who is laying on the side of the road.
4:49 PM There is a call from a person reporting a person whom he found. He is a Hispanic male who is bleeding from his head and was found running down the road. He does not know who he is and where he came from. (Do you know how hard it is for me to not comment on that last sentence?)
5:07 PM A lady calls to say that someone is throwing wrapped deer meat in her yard. Someone threw me a whole deer wrapped and frozen; about a week ago; (thank you Jim) only it didn't upset me a bit.
5:07 PM A woman calls to request an ambulance. She was involved in a domestic dispute with her husband and there are injuries which require attention. During the domestic dispute she attempted to leave and accidentally backed over her husband. (I didn't capitalize the word accidentally or underline it or anything. Aren't you proud of me?)
8:53 PM An ambulance is needed for a vehicle accident.
9:04 PM A person calls to report a domestic dispute.
9:59 PM A person calls to report cows out.
10:23 PM A person calls to report that they have captured a stray dog and want a city officer to come pick it up.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
12:18 AM An ambulance is needed for a person with slurred speech.
1:17 AM An ambulance is needed for a woman with heart problems.
7:00 AM This is a report of a vehicle accident.
10:10 AM A person calls to report that construction workers have closed off about one hundred feet of 169 Highway. It is just over the crest of a hill and they do not have a flagman or any type of warning. (Brake check!)
10:48 AM A person calls to report mailbox damage.
2:44 PM A man calls to report that he found four goats at his house. (Well; good for you. We used to have an old goat roper that worked for us; but he quit.)
8:38 PM A person calls to report a boat which is parked in his yard. It's not his boat and he really doesn't want it parked there.
10:38 PM This is a report of a suicidal person.
Monday, August 18, 2008
7:47 AM A person called to report stolen property.
11:03 AM A person calls to report a cow out.
7:03 PM An ambulance is needed for a person who is having trouble breathing.
10:13 PM An ambulance is needed for a person with back pain and a fever.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
12:00 AM A person calls to report a dog bite.
9:24 AM A person calls to report a break in.
11:19 AM A person calls to report a deer which has been struck by a vehicle.
12:34 PM A man calls to report that his neighbor will not stop driving across his yard. (That is not your neighbor- just the person who lives next door!)
3:59 PM A woman calls to request help. Her two sons will not stop fighting.
5:24 PM A person calls to say that she was camping and someone shot her dog.
9:25 PM A person calls to report someone who is supplying alcohol to minors.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
3:51 AM This is a report of suspicious activity.
8:15 AM A person calls to find her missing dog.
9:24 AM An ambulance is needed for a person with low blood sugar.
9:41 AM A person calls to report that a ladder was stolen off of his truck. (That's a shame when some lazy bum steals from a working man!)
1:23 PM A person calls to report a stolen truck.
4:31 PM A person calls to request an officer. His sister is taking things out of his house.
8:01 PM A person calls to report that the dog which bit her is back.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
1:22 AM An ambulance is needed for a person who had surgery on his thumb.
8:57 AM This is a domestic disturbance.
10:17 AM A man calls to say that a big mean dog is outside and will not let him out of his house. Once again it is Missouri Revised Statute, Chapter 273, Section 273.030; which states that you have the right to take whatever means necessary to protect yourselves and you property. It begins, "Dogs may be killed when..."
1:05 PM An ambulance is needed for a person who passed out at the Dollar General. (They must have really low prices!)
Samuel Forest Shields
Sheriff's Clerk
Clinton County
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